Monday, 4 January 2016

My 30 Most Anticipated Movies 2016

My 30 Most Anticipated movies of 2016:
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Doctor Strange
  1. Doctor Strange
  2. Star Wars: Rouge One
  3. Captain America: Civil War
  4. Suicide Squad
  5. Batman v Superman
  6. X-Men Apocalypse
  7. Deadpool
  8. The Jungle Book
  9. Hail, Ceasar
  10. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Then
  11. Finding Dory
  12. The Borne Betrayal
  13. Star Trek Beyond
  14. Assassin's Creed
  15. The BFG
  16. Ghostbusters
  17. Eddie the Eagle
  18. Passengers
  19. Warcraft
  20. John Wick 2
  21. Zootropolis (US title: Zootopia) 
  22. The Secret Life of Pets
  23. The Nice Guys
  24. Triple Nine
  25. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
  26. London Has Fallen
  27. La la Land
  28. The Finest Hours
  29. Tarzan
  30. Angry Birds
Honorable mentions
Silence - no UK release date
The Witch - no UK release date
Snowden
Midnight Special
Now You See Me: The Second Act

Sunday, 3 January 2016

What to Watch Jan-Mar 2016

Now I know some people go to the cinema every week but what should you watch, Here is your breakdown for the UK Jan to March:
Week 1: 1-7 jan
Nothing is opening because of Star Wars so probably go see that again

Week 2: 8-14 jan
New Releases:
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  • Joy
  • The Danish Girl 
Personally I would go see The Danish Girl, The story of the first ever transsexual, but maybe that is just because I love Alicia Vikander. It is however the better reviewed of the 2.
Joy is the Jenifer Lawrence Oscar contender with Bradley Cooper and director David O Russell, It is however less well reviewed then their previous outings.

Week 3: 15-21 jan
New Releases:
  • Creed
  • Room
  • The Hateful 8
  • The Reverent
This is the most stacked week in here, all of these movies have a good shot at an Oscar nomination.
Creed - The a squeal to Rocky, and a worthy successor.
Room - A heartfelt mother and son story 
The Hateful 8 - The next Quentin Tarantino film, a suspense filled western drama, set like a stage play
The Reverent - The follow up for last years oscar wining director and best picture. Staring Leonardo Dicaprio during the western invasion of north america.

My personal pick is The Hateful 8 especially if you can find a cinema playing it in 70mm. However The Reverent is some peoples favorite film of last year. Creed is great too. But at some point you should see all four.

Week 4: 22-28 jan
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The Hateful 8
New Releases: 
  • Ride Along 2
  • The 5th Wave
  • The Big Short 
The Big short is good fun, enticing and interesting. However I would say watch one of last weeks films.

Week 5: 29 jan - 4 feb
New releases:
  • 13 Hours
  • Dirty Grandpa
  • Spotlight
Spotlight defiantly Spotlight go see Spotlight

Week 6: 5-11 feb
New Releases:
  • Dads Army
  • Goosebumps 
Add your spice of British good fun and go see Dad's Army or Goosbumps is good fun for the whole family.

Week 7: 12-18 feb
New Releases:
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  • Chipmunks 
  • Deadpool
  • Point Break
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
  • Zoolander 2
Deadpool should be the film to see, though I do have hopes for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to be good. Steer clear of point break and chipmunks.

Week 8: 19 - 25 feb
New Releases:
  • The Finest Hours
  • Triple 9
Both these films look great, wait for reviews on these. Or just see both?

Week 9: 26 feb - 3 mar
New Releases:
  • Gods of Egypt
  • Grimsby
 Yer watch the one you didn't watch last week. But who knows one of these might be good, I wouldn't hold your breath.

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Week 10: 4 - 10 mar
New Releases:
  • Hail, Caesar!
  • London Has Fallen
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Hail, Ceasar looks great, the next film form the Coen Brothers. But London Has Fallen, the sequal to Olympus has fallen could be ok and the last one ... I would watch anything with Margot Robbie in it, an Afgan war comedy is an interesting film choice.

Week 11: 11 - 17 mar
New Releases
  • Divergent
  • Kung Fu Panda 3 
Well out of the two, Kung Fu Panda.

Week 12: 18-24 mar
New Releases
  • High-Risen
Never heard of it who knows, maybe look back to week 10.

Week 13: 25 -31 mar
New Releases
  • Batman v Superman
  • Zootropolis
End the Winter ... Spring ?( well summer movie season stars in April now so who really knows.) End the Spring movie season with a bang and go see Batman v Superman, it will be great ... probably.
Zootropolis is then next film from Disney animation, a studio that is 3 for 3 since John Lasseter took over.

Saturday, 2 January 2016

Was 2015 cinema sexist?

Top 30 box office films this year:
Colours by sex of lead actor (female actors are still actors have you ever heard of a doctoress for example):
Pink - Female
Blue - Male
Orange - Co Sex Lead
^ Is that sexist ... this is already getting ridiculous
This isn't the final box office of the year but whos got time to wait (2/1/16)
  1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (predicted spot)
  2. Jurassic World
  3. Furious 7
  4. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  5. Minions
  6. Inside Out
  7. Spectre
  8. Mission: Impossible - Rouge Nation
  9. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
  10. The Martian
  11. Fifty Shade of Grey
  12. Cinderella
  13. Ant-Man
  14. San Andreas
  15. Hotel Transylvania 2
  16. Terminator Genisys
  17. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  18. Home
  19. Mad Max: Fury Road
  20. Taken 3
  21. The Spongebob Movie
  22. Maze Runner
  23. The Divergent Series: Insurgent
  24. Pitch Perfect
  25. Paddington
  26. Pixels
  27. Spy
  28. The Good Dinosaur 
  29. Ted 2
  30. Tomorrowland
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In all three orange cases the female lead is the main lead namely, Ray more then Finn, Furious more then Max and whoever Bryce Dallas Howard's character was over Chris Pratt. The tally comes to:

18 Male lead 
9 Female lead
3 Co-lead

or at the very best
18 Male lead 
12 Female lead

but that is still 2 thirds of films are male lead

Ok now that looks pretty bad, interestingly Terminator Genisys, Mission Impossible and Ant-Man all fail the Benchdel Test:
1. It has to have at least two [named] women in it
2. Who talk to each other
3. About something besides a man
However I would question how many of these movies would pass the opposite, not sure if Inside Out, Spy, Tomorrowland, Pitch Perfect or Fifty Shades of Grey would for example ( I don't know I haven't checked).

This all looks pretty damming however it could be that that Hollywood might not be sexist but simple a robot, could it be that there is little evidence of female lead films being successful at the box office so they simply aren't made, irrespective of how good the films were and so they will only make male lead films and if they thought that they would make more money only making female leads then they would only do that. But hopefully now that more big budget successful films with female leads are being made ... more will be made.





Some of those films are trash
2 are female lead
6 are male lead 
so that's something ? ...

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Box Office and Oscar Predictions

Box office estimate for 2016:
Estimates of box office for 2016 comment when you inevitably disagree, and of course box office varies depending on how good the films are, when they come out, how much the studio advertises it and more movies may be in 2016 that haven't been announced and some of these movies will be pushed back to later years or cancelled all together.
Estimate RankNamePrevious or Similar EarningsEstimate Earnings KEstimate Earnings TInfo/Synopsis
1Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice MOS:$668, DNR:$1,085$1,200.00$1,150.00
2Captain America: Civil War WS:$715, AOU:$1,401$1,200.00$1,200.00
3Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them HPDHpt2:$1,342$1,000$900
4Star Wars: Rogue One Ep3:$849$1,000$900
5Finding Dory FN:$937, TS3: $1,063, MU: $744$1,000$800
6Ice Age: Collision Course IACD:$877$900$700
7X-Men Apocalypse DOFP:$748$800$700
8Alice Through the Looking Glass AIWL:$1,025$800$500
9The Jungle Book C:$542, M:$758$700
10Independence Day: Resurgence ID:$817$600
11Kung Fu Panda 3 KFP2:$666$600
12Moana F:$1,274$600
13Zootopia BH6:$658, WIR:$471$600
14The Secret Life of Pets M:$1,004, DM:$543$600
15Suicide Squad DNR:$1,085$600
16Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Half Shell TMNT:$485$500
17The Bourne Betrayal BU:$443$500
18Star Trek Beyond STID:$467$500
19Doctor Strange AM:$518, AOU:$1,401$400
20Gambit DOFP:$748, TW:$415$400
21Ghostbusters G:$295$400
22Deadpool Kingsman:$407$400
23Now You See Me: The Second Act NYSM:$352$400
24Warcraft HBotFA:$956$400
25Pete's Dragon C:$542$400
26The BFGC:$542, M:$758$400Spielberg
27TarzanC:$542, M:$758$400
28Big Trouble in Little China SA:$469, H:$243$400
29The 5th waveWorldWZ:$540$300
30Knights of the Roundtable: King ArthurRH(2010):$322$300
31Book of Henry $300
32Central IntelligenceSA:$469, H:$243$300
33Bad Neighbors 2 N:$268$300
34The Huntsman SWatH:$397$300
35Allegiant Part 1 I:$295$300
36Angry BirdsLego:$469 Rio$485$300
37The Conjuring 2: The Enfield PoltergeisttC:$318$300
38Collateral Beauty$300Will smith, Rooney Mara
39Hail, CaesarArgo: $232$200
40London has Fallen OHF:$161$200
41PassengerstM:$573, Grav:$723 $200
42Assassin's CreedHitman(2015):$82$200
43TrollsLego:$469$200
44Sausage Party South Park: $83Seph rogan, R rated animated comedy
45Ben-Hur Noah:$362$200(1959)When a Jewish prince is betrayed and sent into slavery by a Roman friend, he regains his freedom and comes back for revenge.
46Ride Along 2 RA:$154$200
47Triple Nine$200
48GrimsbySpy:$236$200Spy Comedy
49RisenNoah:$362 Exodus:$268$200
50Gods of EgyptExodus:$268$200
51Going in Style$200Morgan Freeman, Three retirees plan a bank heist.
52The Big Short$200
53Mile 22$200
54Jhon wick 2
55The Nice GuysKissKBangB:$16$200
56Queen of Katwe$150
57Geostorm$100As a man heads into space to prevent climate-controlling satellites from creating a storm of epic proportions, his brother discovers a plot to assassinate the president.
58Underworld: Next Generation UA:$160$100
59InfernoCapPhil:$219$100After waking up in a hospital room in Florence, Italy, with no memory of what has occurred for the last few days, Robert Langdon suddenly finds himself the target of a manhunt. With the help of Dr. Sienna Brooks and his knowledge of symbology, Langdon will try to escape whilst solving the most intricate riddle he's ever faced.
60Pride and Prejudice and ZombiesWarmBodies:$117$100Jane Austen's classic tale of the tangled relationships between lovers from different social classes in 19th century England is faced with a new challenge -- an army of undead zombies.
61Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar ChildrenTim Burton
62Sly CooperNutJob: $120$100
63Kubo and the two strings$100Kubo lives a quiet, normal life in a small shoreside village until a spirit from the past turns his life upside down by re-igniting an age-old vendetta. This causes all sorts of havoc as gods and monsters chase Kubo who, in order to survive, must locate a magical suit of armor once worn by his late father, a legendary Samurai warrior.
64The Accountant$100Affleck, Kendrick small movie
65The Purge: OriginstPA:$111$100
66How to Be SingletOtherWoman:$197$100New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, and what Alice, Robin, Lucy, Meg, Tom and David all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love.
67The Lake$100A team of Navy SEALs discover an underwater treasure in a Bosnian lake.
68Michelle DarnellTammy:$100$100Melissa McCarthy RomCom
69Mike and Dave need wedding dates$100Anna Kendrick, Zac Efron RomCom
70Dads ArmyMonumentsMen:$155$100
71Eddie the Eagle$100
72Friday the 13th Ft13(2009):$91$90
73Looking for AlaskaPT:$85, FiOS:$307$80Next John Green Novel
74Mechanic: Resurrection M:$62$70
75Zoolander 2 Z:$61$70
76La La LandBeginAgain:$63$70A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles.
77The Magnificent SevenA private eye investigates the apparent suicide of a fading porn star in 1970s Los Angeles and uncovers a conspiracy.
78The CircleWestern, Chris Pratt
79The Great WallEmma watson, tom hanks, karen gillan
80The FounderMatt Damon, A mystery centered around the construction of the Great Wall of China.
81Ratchet & ClankMichael Keaton, The story of McDonald's founder, Ray Kroc.
82Dirty GrandpatAM:$40
83Me Before youHugh Jackson Drama
84Kubo And the Two StringsZac Efron, Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a perverted former Army general, to Florida for spring break.
85SnowdenEmilia Clark, J Coleman Romance
86The Purge 3
87The Finest Hours
8813 Hours
89Midnight Special
90Everybody Wants Some
91Story of Your Life
92Free Fire
93Tales of Tales
94Billy Lynn's Long walk
95She Who Bring Gifts
96Bastards
97How to Talk To Girld At Parties
98The Witch
99Silence
100The Bird of a Nation

Other Films:
jumanji
The lost city of Z
Race
The Forest
The Boy
Airlift
The choice
Mohenjo Daro
Raees
Fan
Baahi: A Rebel for love
The Shower

Oscar Predictions
Spotlight my prediction to win

Best Pictures GuessFall shortDisliked
SicarioEverestTruth
Ex MachinaLegendBy the sea
The MartianThe WalkThe 33
Steve JobsStrait Outa ComptonConcussion
SpotlightSuffragette
CreedBlack Mass
The Big ShortBeasts of no nation - netflix
The RevenentBridge of Spies
The Hateful EightInto the heart of the Sea
BrooklynTrumbo
CarolJoy
The Danish Girl
Macbeth